Failure simulator

After playing for 0.2 hours I have uncovered a lot but I can guarantee I have not found everything. This game has lore. Fnaf lore. Big lore. Little lore. Cardboard box lore. I cannot wait to uncover the darkest deep secrets this game hides within but for now. Lá vie en film !

let this game run in the background while you do other stuff so that upon looking at your profile people will acknowledge that you're a funny person and possibly even grow to like you more

POV YOU'RE CROW IN HIS 30S TRYING TO USE TINDER CAW CAW BUT CROW YOU GOTTA HAVE PHOTOS OF OTHER FRIENDS SO THE LADY KNOWS YOU HAVE FRIENDS CAW CAW BUT CROW YOU MUST ADD A PHOTO OF YOURSELF TO SHOW THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD PAYING JOB CAW CAW BUT CROW THE ONE LINER YOU POST IN YOUR BIO HAS TO BE CATCHY BUT NOT TOO OFFENSIVE TO SCARE OF THE SINGLE MOMS CAW CAW BUT CROW THERE'S THIS FINE LINE OF CONFIDENCE AND BEING COCKY BUT CROW THAT ONE PHOTO YOU USED IS OVEREXPOSED AND SHOWS YOUR BALDING SPOT CAW CAW YET LADIES DON'T HAVE TO HOLD A JOB AND CAN GET THEIR SNATCH PIERCED AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS SAFE CAW CAW

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to ...

There is really nothing to do. I like experimental games, but that is just too less. Gameplay video: https://youtu.be/U7qhM-7jDak

I love wasting time and money

This game is emotional, it made me realize that i really am failure.

As a passionate gamer, I must express my immense delight in stumbling upon "Failure Simulator." It's not often that a game captures the essence of human struggle and the bittersweet taste of failure with such finesse. From the moment I booted up the game, I was transported into a world where setbacks weren't just obstacles but integral parts of the journey. The game's mechanics were ingeniously designed to simulate the unpredictability of life itself. Whether it was trying to navigate through a maze of challenges or attempting to balance various responsibilities, every decision felt weighty and consequential. And oh, the failures! They were not just moments of frustration but rather stepping stones towards enlightenment. Each misstep taught me valuable lessons about perseverance, adaptability, and the beauty of resilience. What truly set "Failure Simulator" apart was its immersive storytelling. The developers masterfully crafted a narrative that resonated deeply with players on a pe...

Best £0.79 I've ever spent