I Am a Rock

rock.

This is one of my all time favorite games ever made. I have always liked rock and wanted to be rock since I can remember. I have had so many dreams about being rock, when I wake up from these dreams it often feels like a nightmare realizing that I am not the rock. I can finally achieve my dreams of being rock with this fun fast paced adrenaline masterpiece of a game. Although I don’t understand that Dwayne the Rock Johnson never made and appearance once or was even mentioned on this game.

---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ...

This game Rocks! Seriously speaking is what the trailer and images show. We'll see how it goes, considering it's the dev of Black Hole simulator.

This is an interesting sandbox simulator for a simple asteroid space game as an "Early Access Game". I was at first confused of what to do with all the categories even with the tutorial "How to Play" guide BUT "Orbit". If I payed attention in science class about galaxy and space, the majority would make so much sense to me! However! The game "Orbit" is a fun simulation just to see how far the little rock travels based on the solar system's gravity pull and other variable factors. In addition of an excellent music choice, "Waltz of the Flowers" (I could be wrong) and other orchestra/opera classics I don't recognize BUT it just makes the Orbit simulation more entertaining and hilarious as I rooted and watched the projected asteroid go! I don't know what more concepts are to be expected from this game but the Orbit simulator is more than enough to keep me entertained and probably go back to it just to kill time in the background. Overall I had fun! https://youtu.be/A7fFNtv8v0s

Ich habe mein inneres selbst gefunden. ICH bin ein Stein! ICH liebe Steine! ICH liebe Games in denen es um STEINE geht. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have found my inner self. I am a stone! I love stones! I love games about STONES.

This is the greatest game I have ever played. I stopped early on as I didn't seem like I deserved to play this masterpiece. If this game were to be a movie or a show, it would not have been as immersive. The way it tells a story through the world is amazing.

As i like space i liked this game not a lot to do , no achievements , no trading cards , but unlike flower design 2 this is actually a good silly fun short game . And not this developer's best space game in my opinion that is black hole simulator as i like black holes and also , because it is more fun to mess around in that game than this , but still fun little silly game . Oh and this developer's worst space game and most boring one must be yin yang space no wonder it has only like 1 review beside mine . I mean yin yang space is fun at first , but gets boring real fast ( more in my yin yang space review ) after few hours similar like this game . At least here you got beautiful and good space scenery same as in black hole simulator . Oh and also this game is in early access for 2 years now and is never getting finished as it is made by a small single person a indie developer , i'm saying this as a sad fact not to make fun of it never being finished .

i am just a Rock

Overlooking the obvious Simon and Garfunkel reference, "I am a Rock" is a very discrete mineral life simulator and probably one of the most unusual games I have played. There's not much to it, you're just... a rock. You can choose to orbit around Jupiter, Mars or Saturn, observe the Lagrange Point, a 3-body gravity situation (not that I know what any of those are, but it triggered my curiosity enough to do a quick Google search) and the birth of our Universe. The game shows great potential in becoming an unique Universe Sandbox-like simulato, only from the perspective of a peaceful rock, observing the world around it, forming itself, powerless in front of such a spectacle. It's still in early access but I would like to see a fast forward option added, on top of the ever obvious better graphical need and performance optimisation. Overall a nice daydreaming game if you have nothing to do, some imagination and money left to spare on the next Steam Sale.