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Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise!

$24.99
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Developer:
Y Press Games
Publisher:
Y Press Games
Platforms:
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About This Game

All aboard the HMS Size Queen! New crewman Milo Barre has started work on his first cruise. He always dreamed of working for this illustrious cruise line, but his big brother bullied him by saying he wasn't slutty enough to make it. Can Milo prove him wrong and be the sluttiest cabin boy on the ship? His lifelong dream is on the line!



Hardcore Cruising is about a sci-fi gay sex ship that cruises the seas as well as the heavens. The crew have normal jobs you'd see on any cruise ship, but are also enthusiastic sex workers there to make the guests naughtiest dreams come true. Join Milo on his first cruise where he proves his worth and falls in love with one or two of his shipmates.



Featuring numerous fully animated sex scenes, polyamorous or monogamous options in every route, and loads of sex between the crew and with the guests, Hardcore Cruising will take you away on an erotic voyage you'll never forget!

Starring


He's as green as they come, and it's not from sea-sickness. Milo needs to learn the ropes fast so he can be the sluttiest cabin-boy possible! Will he have a chance for love and adventure too?

Also Starring


This seasoned space explorer has taken a break from his science vessel for something more fun. Maybe he can finally find a husband to explore the universe with?


This sage bartender has seen it all, and can teach Milo what he needs to know with kindness and patience. Having tentacles for hair adds to his appeal too!


Xellect is a perfectionist chef who's as high-strung as they come. Maybe Milo can help teach him how to relax and enjoy the voyage? What's got this guy so nervous?


Harse is part of a work-release program from space prison. What crime did he commit to get life locked up? Can Milo find a crack in this tough criminal's exterior?

Guest Starring


Plumbottom is too busy being the ship's entertainment coordinator to be a possible love interest, but he'll be a great help to Milo all the same.


Why is the ship's doctor so creepy? And what's this magical treatment he's doing to everyone's butts?

Featuring
  • Four Sexy Routes!
  • Poly or Monogamous Romance Options!
  • Numerous Fully Animated Crew Sex Scenes and Static Guest Scenes
  • Sex with Crewmembers and Guests
  • An Original Disco Music Soundtrack!
  • 20 Achievements
  • Sex with Unique Humanoid and Non-Humanoid Aliens!
  • Sex Positive Erotic Gay Fun!

Press Ctrl-V to turn on the Text to Speech Option and have all game text read out loud!

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User Reviews

Mixed
23 user reviews
65%
Positive
1 hrs at review
Not Recommended

It kills me to leave this game a bad review, because it has so much going for it: really hot animated sex, an endearing main character who acts pretty much how I would in the same sitauation, great characters to pick to date on the crew with polyamourous options, and actualy making sex work seem like a fun job. All this is great and should make this a good game, but what totally killed this "sci-fi" game for me is the lack of sci-fi. There's barely any background or world building. A galactic treaty is mentioned. For what? What happened? How did Earth meet aliens? How does the cruise ship travel through space? What's Earth like now? There's one route where Milo talks about aliens who take away each planet's favorite thing to study their reaction. That's gold to me! So who are they? Why are they doing this? What happened on the different worlds? So much potential world building here. You have all these smoking hot aliens fucking us in crazy ways but we don't learn anything about them or...

48 helpful 11 funny
2 hrs at review
Not Recommended

I'm reluctantly giving this a thumbs down. i've played Alpha Hole Prison and Mister Versatile from this studio before, and those two are leaps and bounds better products than this game. I was really excited about the concept, being a sci-fi fan and I enjoyed Versivion's tentacle-ness in Mister Versatile well enough. But there's less of a story here, and the art seems a bit cruder than what I've come to expect from Y Press.

23 helpful 2 funny
3 hrs at review
Not Recommended

Due to Steam's abusive and punitive rule enforcement I no longer post game reviews or screenshots to the "global community." But I cannot recommend this game because there is no CG gallery to view unlocked images and you cannot replay unlocked scenes, unsatisfactory!

17 helpful 1 funny
5 min at review
Recommended

13 helpful 8 funny
2 hrs at review
Recommended

Like all their games this one is amazing as well i was so excited for it to be released i bought it as soon as it came out no regrets the art is amazing i love everyone on the ship

7 helpful 1 funny
27 min at review
Not Recommended

This isn't really a game. It's an x-rated manual-advance slide show with occasional animated clips (usually just a few frames in a loop) and the occasional multiple-choice question about "what to do next" that have very little effect except to perhaps slightly shuffle the order of the next few slides your shown. The guys depicted are good looking, assuming you like unrealistically hung-and-buff 20-something types, but the "plot" seems like a rather shallow excuse for moving on to the next porn sequence. Overall I'm happy to support GLBTQ+ content, especially when it's sex-positive, but I the classification of this as a game leads to unmet expectations, and I'm hoping for better stuff in the future.

5 helpful 1 funny
3 hrs at review
Not Recommended

The idea behind the game story is nice, nevertheless the story itself is not compelling or sexy enough. The graphics are ok but nothing special. After a couple of routes it got boring.

5 helpful 1 funny
8 hrs at review
Not Recommended

I was very excited for this game but actually ended up being disappointed. I thought the concept idea was pretty good, but I feel like the writing was a bit weak in a lot of areas. The world building is pretty much non-existent, the main character Milo literally complains about his older brother like every 10 seconds and it doesn't add much to the story when he does. The animations were pretty good, I was disappointed that they didn't add voice acting on this one. The polyamorous options didn't really seem like it, you couldn't be in a relationship with two characters you just basically were screwing around with both of them. Taurus and Harse were my two favorite romance options. The soundtrack is good, the writing needs some work in my opinion.

5 helpful 1 funny
10 hrs at review
Recommended

"Sex Positive Erotic Gay Fun!" It says so in the description, and it is absolutely true. Underlining Positive :-) If this was real life: If I had the money, I would board HMS Size Queen. The concept of such a good-vibey gay sex cruise experience, really hooks me. It is not sleazy or slutty, but positively sexy. Imagine being on a ship with lot's of dedicated, gorgeous, and, thanks to the future, enhanced staff who's job it is, to see to that you get a good sex positive experience. Personally, I could not ask for anything better than this concept. Should you run into unfortunate side effects of a lot of good sex, I'm sure the doctor's got something on the shelf for everyone too. And the main character, Milo. mmmmm. My number one staff member. Such an inviting uniform he's wearing :-) I recommend Hardcore Cruising whole heartedly. The cruise concept alone is worth taking in.

5 helpful
8 hrs at review
Recommended

Ok so this game is the ABSOLUTE best! So much fun, really hot sex scenes, amazing characters and it’s just so freakin incredible. Gets a 10/10 from me, love the different choices you can make that’ll effect your relationship with different characters you’re trying to romance. Honestly can’t find any cons with this game and if you’re really into Y press’s phenomenal games like I am then expected a familiar face or two from your favorite game to make a surprise appearance! I’d highly recommend this game to anyone who’s a big fan of these types of amazing games.

5 helpful

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows XP System Pack 1+
  • Processor: 1Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card

FAQ

How much does Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! cost?

Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! costs $24.99.

What are the system requirements for Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise!?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows XP System Pack 1+ Processor: 1Ghz Memory: 512 MB RAM Storage: 1 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card

What platforms is Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! available on?

Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.

Is Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! worth buying?

Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! has 65% positive reviews from 23 players.

When was Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! released?

Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! was released on Jun 28, 2022.

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