By far, the greatest piece of software published on any platform, ever. This masterpiece has reduced Steam to a mere launcher for what is now the sole driver of my existence: Hedgie Simulator.
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About This Game

Trapped within the offices of a large hedge fund called Sipadel Finance. It's your job to take a sip and make the apes dip.
Hedgie simulator is a satire/joke perspective of how hedge funds operate. As the player, you work as a hedge fund manager trying to make the big bucks. This is a clicker game where you will click to short stocks until you are able to unlock auto-clickers. This game is for all intensive purposes a satire depiction of Hedge Funds. Depicting them as not having a clue on what they are doing. The simplest way I could think of doing that was with a Clicker Type game.
In this game you will short stocks by slowly and rapidly clicking the short button which in turn will generate cash. You can then use this cash to upgrade your shorting position or buy auto-shorters to make money passively.
Game Features:
Short Sell
Why buy your own shares? when you can just barrow someone elses?This is the age old question, hedgies ask themselves as a quick way to double their money.
Short stocks by clicking. The faster you click the more you short.
Chance Chests
Lucky or unlucky random events used by open one of three chests. This could aid you or hinder you on your path to Hedgie Glory.Naked Short
The market price getting too high for your liking? Just naked short it. Watch everyone dip while you sip on a nice cup of coffee.Allowing your shorts to profit. Doubling your auto-shorting income for a limited time.
Deploy FUD
You ever think social media was a mistake. Watching communities work together to grow a stock, well now you have a solution. Just deploy FUD. Maybe pay off a few News stations, some articles here and there. And well if that doesn't work just pay the retail investment platforms off. Have them block new buy orders.Use this option to click those shorts at a double rate!
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User Reviews
I have enjoyed it
"hdgie simulator" more like hemorrhoid simulator because that all your going to get if you download this game there is only disappointment. Upon the arrival of the game into your library, literally no excitement or emotion that can be perceived as positive will come from playing this game. Please save your hard earned money that you made working minimum wage at McDonalds, this game will not fulfill your dreams of becoming a multi billion dollar hedge fund owner, rather, indite feelings of existential dread as you aimlessly roam the empty hallways and flat prosaic workspace of dying hedge fund, the only positive or realistic piece of ingenuity throughout this whole game, is the emptiness one would feel in the average western office space.
Based and redpoll game 10/10 IGN, might jump out the window
System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Intel I5-7200U @ 2.50GHz
- Memory: 4069 MB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 620
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 450 MB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 3600
- Memory: 8069 MB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 1060 - 6GB
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 450 MB available space
FAQ
How much does Hedgie Simulator cost?
Hedgie Simulator costs $3.99.
What are the system requirements for Hedgie Simulator?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: Intel I5-7200U @ 2.50GHz Memory: 4069 MB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 620 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 450 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 Memory: 8069 MB RAM Graphics: GTX 1060 - 6GB DirectX: Version 12 Storage: 450 MB available space
What platforms is Hedgie Simulator available on?
Hedgie Simulator is available on Windows PC.
Is Hedgie Simulator worth buying?
Hedgie Simulator has 100% positive reviews from 4 players.
When was Hedgie Simulator released?
Hedgie Simulator was released on Sep 16, 2021.
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