Quite a fun, albeit very rage inducing little game. The controls are relatively smooth and once you get used to it the drifting mechanic becomes a bit easier and actually quite fun. There are definitely some levels that I think are unreasonably unfair, but not to the point that it's unplayable. I had to grind upgrades quite a bit to pass level 4 but that could just be a skill issue. I've also noticed a bug where moving the mouse even a little bit just snaps to a random option in the menu. Overall a really quaint and enjoyable game though. Edit: while I still like this game, there are several really annoying things about it that make it incredibly unfair. First of all, the damage system is completely arbitrary, sometimes you'll slam into a wall and it'll only do a sliver of damage, and other times you can just get lightly tapped by a boat and it takes away like a quarter of your health. This is especially annoying in the second to last level, where there are constantly boats everywhere ...
WHATEVER
$9.99
- Release Date:
- Oct 20, 2022
- Developer:
- Cuddle Code
- Publisher:
- Cuddle Code
- Platforms:
- Windows
Game Tags
About This Game
WHATEVER is the top down isometric cargo ship drifting game. Inspired by true events, with a dash of comedy. Drifting the giant cargo ship through the tiny canal... How hard could it be?
Do you remember that one ship? Ever wondered how did it get stuck or how hard it is to actually pilot that thing through the canal? Well, me too!
WHATEVER is my attempt to answer these questions and satisfy my curiosity.
You will shed tears and finally realize how amazing every cargo ship captain truly is.
BECAUSE IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO PILOT THAT !$@%!$# 200,000 TONNE CARGO SHIP WITH ITS EXTREME INERTIA THROUGH THE CANAL!
Your mission is simple. Drift the ship through various canals and deliver all the precious cargo loads before the company goes bankrupt.
The more you progress, the more challenges will come. Violent winds, captivating whirlpools, kaiju, UFO... you name it. All of these are sure to make you yell "WHATEVER!" at one point, or another ;]
Features
- Seasickness-inducing inertia
- 200,000 tonnes of fun
- 9 narrow canals with 2 boss encounters (Yes, this game has bosses)
- Full controller support
Do you remember that one ship? Ever wondered how did it get stuck or how hard it is to actually pilot that thing through the canal? Well, me too!
WHATEVER is my attempt to answer these questions and satisfy my curiosity.
You will shed tears and finally realize how amazing every cargo ship captain truly is.
BECAUSE IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO PILOT THAT !$@%!$# 200,000 TONNE CARGO SHIP WITH ITS EXTREME INERTIA THROUGH THE CANAL!
Your mission is simple. Drift the ship through various canals and deliver all the precious cargo loads before the company goes bankrupt.
The more you progress, the more challenges will come. Violent winds, captivating whirlpools, kaiju, UFO... you name it. All of these are sure to make you yell "WHATEVER!" at one point, or another ;]
Features
- Seasickness-inducing inertia
- 200,000 tonnes of fun
- 9 narrow canals with 2 boss encounters (Yes, this game has bosses)
- Full controller support
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User Reviews
Overwhelmingly Positive
1 user reviews
100%
Positive
User #716577
english
8 hrs at review
System Requirements
Minimum
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i3
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX660
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended
Recommended:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
FAQ
How much does WHATEVER cost?
WHATEVER costs $9.99.
What are the system requirements for WHATEVER?
Minimum: Minimum: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i3 Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX660 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 500 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 500 MB available space
What platforms is WHATEVER available on?
WHATEVER is available on Windows PC.
Is WHATEVER worth buying?
WHATEVER has 100% positive reviews from 1 players.
When was WHATEVER released?
WHATEVER was released on Oct 20, 2022.
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