Droopy Balls Simulator 2021

Solid game. The sack movement mechanics feel very smooth and polished, the hitbox is extremely clean, not even once have I felt that I was cheated and lost by clipping nothing. It isn't perfect tho. Once the vomit (green liquid) starts appearing, I feel like the game becomes heavily reliant on RNG. I experienced quite a few moments where I definitely felt like it wasn't possible to squeeze the sack through, since the obstacles were almost completely blocking the path, but maybe I'm just not that good at the game. I'm sure sooner or later various ball dropping veterans and experts will confirm whether this is true or not. Also, the loosing message seems very lazy. Doesn't matter how I lose, it always says "your balls were covered in shit" or something like that, but I often ram my nuts into fish, pee and vomit so I'd love too see some accuracy and variety in the loosing message. Before finishing up, I'd also like to mention some ideas that I feel would improve the game. While the game...

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An absolutely mesmerizing game play that the like of EA and Bethesda could take notes from. From the realistic physics to the totally immersive story line "Droopy Ball Simulator" will not leave you disappointed. 10/10

People often talk about emergent gameplay and peak artifical intelligence in gaming and will often cite the most modern triple-A releases. Those people will find the true height of game design here. This simple, yet deeply complex release showcases the power of what a small team of dedicated professionals (or in this case, a single visonary) is truely capable of. You can tell that Greener Productions must have dedicated countless hours to the science and art of sack tightness. Greener must have done little else than observe the raw elasticity of a sack under many conditions for months. Aerodynamic tests, drop tests and a great deal of examination of sacks of all shapes and sizes have led to this masterpiece of modern technology. While my overall opinion of the game is highly positive, I think its important that we talk about the controversy. The sack in this game sets an unrealistic standard of perfection the average man can only dream of. While I am sure Kotaku will be all over this ...

Droopy Ball Simulator 2021 will easily keep you on the edge of your seat in terms of action-packed gameplay and to what the male scrotum is truly capable of. Dodging fecal matter and urine with a god-like sack has never been more satisfying, and collecting coins is both fun and competitive. The dynamic lighting adds a nice touch of realism, and the audio track is both catchy and addicting. Battle it out with friends for the high score, potentially unlock a secret level, and keep that sack in control! Greener Productions debut title DBS 2021 is an easy pickup, and I look forward to future updates and more groundbreaking titles in the foreseeable future. Highly recommend 10/10.

I haven't played this much yet but from what I've played it should be a triple a rated game Balls physics 10/10 Shit graphics 10/10 The best game I've played

There was a time in my life where I was so lost. That was prior to September 17th, 2021. Thanks to Greener Productions and my recent purchase of a faster potato, this game has renewed my purpose in life. I wake up revitalized and rejuvenated after being graced by DBS2K21. This didn’t only revolutionize the gaming industry, it saved my life. Thank you for delivering this gem unto the world.

Lacking said balls.. This is the closest I can ever get to experiencing the sheer terror of trying to straddle a toilet while trying to keep my ' furry sack '.. both dry.. an free of feces.. ! thank you.. now my life is complete.. an from now on.. everyone must refer to me as them/they ! This has changed my WHOLE LIFE!@

You got shit all over your balls!

This is the best dollar I've ever spent in my life