Oh, Dungeon Master

I bought this game to be the first reviewer to experience it. Being the first has brought me nothing but pain, and even though I felt a little guilt writing this review after 10 minutes, I will not force myself to play this game. List of issues experienced within 10 minutes: - In Main Menu there is no labels for what the two sword button do, turns out the bottom is to quit and the top is to play the game, no labels! - No settings in main menu or in game to change graphics - No way to see keybinds - no steam guides either to put in place Keys I figured out: -- W / A / S / D - standard movement -- Normal mouse around to look, thought its crazzzzzzzy fast - I am at 800 DPI and I had to slow way down -- F - to pickup items -- To get the paintings just walk into them -- LMB - I have no clue, it doesn't kill things like I wish it would - Grass textures overlapping causes very glitchy appearance (noticeable in first village) - You can look through trees, like a green painted world, just...

The game looks humorous, I figured for 74 cents let's have a laugh. . . Unfortunately the game is too buggy to play well. The art style is nice, and the potential is there. Simply this game should not be sold in its current state.

This game is ass, simply put. Its buggy, you cant carry weapons to other areas. enemies dont even attack you sometimes. You cant even complete it. I got this game a as joke but turns out the only joke was the game

Console commands are the only way to beat this game. using the little squiggle key for console at the top left of your keyboard, you can access a list of commands by typing "help" Then just type in "god" and god-mode will be activated and you will take no damage. Note that this effect is reset after entering and exiting a dungeon, so you'll need to re-apply it each time. once you collect all 25 lewd images (note that the images don't need to be unique and they stay in your image count even after death so you could just get the first image 25 time times) you will be able to go into the master dungeon right behind where you spawn and it will accept all the images you have collected. The problem lies in the fact that you lose your items when entering a dungeon and the master dungeon contains no item within it, which would make it impossible to kill the enemies in the dungeon. However if you once again return to the console commands you can type "item [SwordSteel] and the weapon will appe...

This might be the worst game I have purchased or played. I play quite a few bad games, this one is exceptional in this regard, Your level and inventory resets every time you enter a dungeon. Four of the achievements might be impossible to get because of it. Beyond that it is pretty awful across the board. Do not recommend,

If you enter a dungeon your character is reset to naked and no inventory all stats reset. if you survive the dungeon and leave your character is reset again naked and no inventory all stats reset. The pictures remain in the line below on the screen. The game has no instruction for communicating with npcs, fighting or operating. There are NPCs in the town who have nothing to say. Looks like the game was started in development and released to early forgot to finish anything. If you push through and deliver the pictures to the alter, they go in as a slideshow and you can fight some well armored and armed mobs that drop nothing, BTW this is in an instance so you are unarmored with no inventory!!! The tilde key brings up a command prompt through witch you can force add inventory items to your level one naked character.

Eng and Rus This game shitty as fuck. I don't have any words to say something about this game. If you want to waste your money - you can buy this shit for tou and your friends. But beware - if you gift this shit for friend - you'll better stay away from that dude, because he will instantly smash your face. My opinion: 0/10 gamedev shit _______________________ Эта "игра" говёная шо пиздец. У меня нет слов, чтобы сказать что-то про эту игру. Если ты хочешь потратить свои деньги - ты можешь купить это говно для себя и своих друзей. Но будь осторожен - если ты подаришь эту хуйню своему другу - тебе лучше держаться от него подальше, потому что он в момент разобьёт тебе лицо. Моё мнение: 0/10 говно хуйня

First off I hope you like subpar minecraft graphical style as that is what this is. No instructions no options screen to go into to find out what keys actually do anything. The object of the game is to go around and collect posters of scantily clad women. there are 25 different pictures you will need to collect every different one to get all of the achievements. in my two hours of play I managed to figure out how to get 25 total pictures not all different because they randomly generate when you die. so you must die or go into a cave to get the posters to regenerate to hope to get your 25. The problem comes in is when you go into a cave you loose your inventory completely and your stats that you have upgraded are lost and you are back to a basic character again. I managed to make it without any weapons to find a couple of posters in the caves. I do not know if you must go into the caves to get specific posters. However when I got my 25 I went back to the first cave where it tells ...

i enjoy the the game but how do you drop items in your inventory