Hodl Simulator

$0.99

Release Date:: Jul 30, 2021
Developer:: Santaworks
Publisher:: Santaworks
Platforms:: Windows

Simulation Steam Achievements Family Sharing Single-player

About This Game

Play as an ape! An ape that knows when to hodl em and never fodl's them. Do you have the grit to not fodl as you watch your finances sink? Will you be able to hodl out long enough to get to the day that you become a rich ape?

Story

Monkeydel investments is a leech on the banana market! They make their bananas by crashing honest banana companies leaving thousands of Ape Family's out of work. The only solution to HODL!

Story of One Ape

Ape worked at Banana Plantation for 30 years. Ape retires. Ape can't access ape retirement for a year after, had 500000 bananas saved. Monkeydel Investments comes in and short sells his bananas. Ape becomes paranoid and stress watchin his 500000 bananas trickle down to 10000 bananas. Ape worked 30 years for this. Ape now very angry!

Features

• Apes

• Bananas

• Monkeys

• Bananas

• Cash

• Bananas

Screenshots

User Reviews

Very Positive

6 user reviews

83%

Positive

User #351790 english

6 min at review

Recommended

RIDE WIFE, LIFE GOOD WIFFE FIGHT BAK, KILL WIFE, WIFE GONE, THINK ABOUT WIFE REGRET

User #169165 english

30 min at review

Recommended

Best Game ever. I Hodl but not Fodl.

User #300579 english

12 min at review

Recommended

I didn't know how much i was a paper hand selling at 17 million a share..This hardened me up fast! I'm ready for the hedgies now! Buy & hodl! Disclaimer: This is not financial advice

User #969960 english

9 min at review

Not Recommended

I lost .2 hours with this toy. Will try to scrub this brief but painful experience from my memory. The way to win is that you look at the other reviews and see how much time they spent playing this thing. If you played longer than other reviewers, you lose. Refunded.