Pornocrates

The game is a puzzle platformer RPG. Except it's very very glitchy. I'd like to believe my PC with a 1080 graphics card could handle this, but alas it was quite unbearable. I'm of the opinion I'm now part of some bot network. It's a shame because I liked films like "Eyes wide shut" and was hoping this would be similar. I'm not asking for my money back because I actually want the developers to do well. I just wished they'd focus on gameplay.

Poorly Optimized. I'm running an RTX 2070 Super, and it just *chugs* ... at around 4 FPS depending on where you're looking. Controls are split between PS4 controls and Keyboard/Mouse Controls, and the game crashes (*frequently*) if you use the wrong button. Also ran into a bug where i died, and every time i selected "Retry", i would respawn dead ... in an endless cycle. The sex animations are pretty much just the same 4-5, just shotgunned all throughout the mansion. You yourself cannot interact with any of the women, when you enter a "sex scene", it's just a video ... and it even displays as a video (centering on the central area of your screen, and you can still move around while watching it.)

Pornocrates gave my GTX 1080TI a hard time to give me 30 fps, I give a erect thumbs up for the H scenes but a flaccid thumbs up for optimization.

extremely poor quality that runs at 1 fps

This game have some serious issues in Performance and the first clue is to open a lock and the code is 696 or 969 and after entering it on the lock just doesn't open at all so you're stuck in the first room and can't advance... To explain the Performance issues in details here, I have a Intel i9 10900KF and a RTX 3080 and I run at 14 FPS if not lower... REFUNDED!

Bugs: This Is an April 2022 review and it covers a game that is vastly different from the game the 2021 reviews are describing. Especially the negative reviews that are mostly focusing on bugs. So let's get this out of the way; the current game has no game-breaking-bugs. The developers have cleaned Pornocrates pretty neatly! On the 2nd level, needlessly fooling around the church, I fell on a pit, and while I could have gotten out of it, I kept messing around on it till I found myself trapped in the empty void area outside of the gaming area. This was me pushing it, knowing this was gonna happen. There was no need for me to be there, or for me to do that. Other than this, I encountered no other bugs of any kind. This game is as close to clean as any good game I have ever played. I have a medium strength rig and played on Ultra settings. Sex: I started buying naughty games on Steam out of curiosity when I discovered that Steam actually sold them almost by accident not that long ago. It'...

Scam. All of this developers products are previews. Nothing is or has ever been finished by them.

This poor excuse of a game isn't even worth playing if it were free. There is a grand total of about 30 minutes of "gameplay" here, which amounts to: Walk around Read Notes Collect healing items, weapons, ammo, and hearts Walk into naked women moaning on beds to cue a sex scene on auto-pilot with super awkward animations Kill pigman that spawns near you Lather, rinse, repeat Do this enough times and you can sleep with "Pornocrates" and then claim your prize, ending the game Performance was relatively fine at 1080p with Ultra settings on my ancient rig running a 1060GTX, 16GB RAM and an i7 4790k @4.0Ghz. Developer: The animation loops should at least be smooth and realistic if they're going to be on autopilot. Ideally, the scenes would be interactive and could be controlled by the player. At least allow them to pick camera angles, control the speed, and choose positioning.

Where to begin? It's hard because it had, both, good and bad features. I guess I'll start from what drew me into it...tiddies. I'm a bit of a perv so if its got cleavage, I'm probably (probably = spanish for "I will") going to look into it. Full on nudity? Yup, I'm gonna buy it (I have a problem that needs no fixin). I had no clue wtf was going on the entire time, but the nakedness kept me interested. There are these pig face bastards that attack you and you have waaaaaaaay too much ammo for, for the few you encounter (no challenge, BUT, I did buy it for the tiddies and it did not dissapoint). I guess my biggest issue was the same issue I had with the Ex. You get all worked up and its over before you know it. I am looking forward to the next episode. I mean, who doesn't want to bang a queen and get tons of money in the end? Muh bad...spoiler alert. It's the life I should have lived in reality, but thankfully, this game shows me how it would have been. Orgies and pig faced bastards tryi...

haven't had the problems mentioned. Looking forward to the updates.