Meat Beating: No More Horny

i dont want to beat my meat anymore i just want to be happy

- Are you beating son? - Yeaaaaaah!

Beat your meat to exhaustion while you're young and fit! Father doesn't understand. Meat Beating: No More Horny is a game that defines a generation. Close your eyes and put yourself into this scenario. You are in the woods. Before you stands a sizeable cut of meat. You clench your fists. You know what you must do. Punch after punch. The tender, juicy, red and ripe meat before you squishes and squirms with every hit, every beat. You are relentless. But pace yourself, this is not an experience you wish to rush through. When it's time to stop, you stop. There is a story. I won't explain it to you. It's far too deep. The folks at Harvard are doing a study on it as we speak. "Publishing will come soon." is what they say. Doubt it. This is a code that we'll not see cracked in our lifetime. Future generations will puzzle over this game and suffer many sleepless nights trying to figure it out. Why? Why not? Why not give this game a try? It's a buck. A buck for a beat. See if you can get a h...

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I'm still going at it, going for 1000 hrs.

road to 3000 hours

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Yeah, it's trash.

awesome game highly recommend

One must train their meat by beating it so that one day the horniness will no longer fall upon you. - George Washington