The Stonks Market

I put everything I ever had on STONKZ! and all I got was this lousy game. 10/10, would lose again.

i liked it. its short (too short! more!) SPOILERS but if the developer reads this: i made 85 million in the first 3 days BEFORE i sold the house (which of course i would no longer do). then at the end of the game i had 1,2 billion and the game told me that was nothing special... like everyone makes a few bill the first two weeks of trading ...

An excellent meme game with surprisingly in depth insight into the stock market. Watching the stonk numbers fluctuate at sheer randomness is addicting, and with a goofy plot to boot, you do not want to miss out on this indie gem. Just don't invest in $POOP, even as enticing as it may be. 10/10

A fun satire on the real market. Quirky, funny, & unpredictable. Just when you think you've got it all figured out because you listened to your rich "friend" or your crazy uncle...things take a turn! It keeps you on your toes and is fun from start to finish!

A fun meme game that had me screaming at some parts, crying, and laughing. It is an emotional and financial roller coaster. What I take away from it is to ask yourself if you are the type who follows their own intuition or someone who listens to others? and decide for yourself which is best for you. PS, I will never forget the cool Space Ape or the hunky cowboys pointy nipples 10/10

A short, but comical story about a clueless man flirting with the stock market for the first time. The trading platform sections are enjoyable and are critical to directing the narrative one way or the other. Are you going to lose more than just your money, or will you triumph and end on a high? The story being tied to my trading performance made me care about doing well to potentially get a good conclusion. I'm about to go through it again and see how my story differs if I YOLO it all!

A wonderfully fun game. Hilarious dialogue and a great set of characters, plus the thrill of trading stocks! 100% worth playing through a few times to see the different outcomes.

I know it's a meme game, but this game is awful. Why does it make you manually save after every little conversation? Avoid at all costs and invest in real stocks instead. You'll have more fun.

This game Stonks.

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