Simp Attack

[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](F, M) Nudity.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Thirty minutes.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Simp Attack[/b] is a lewd third-person beat-em-up. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Kill wave after wave of simps! You pick a character, then a world, then a region (if applicable). Each character is equipped with a different melee weapon, but (barring new animations) they all play the same. The goal of the game is survive as many waves as possible; each wave consists of deadly, [b]rapey[/b] simps. Every time they land a hit, off goes another piece of clothing! If you're hit after losing all of your clothes, it's [b]game over.[/b] Thankfully, you can ...

Pro - You can kill people of your own kind: Simps Con - The only change throughout the game is that there are more enemies each wave. Can't expect much for 1,35€ (reduced), sad tho that the playground achievement is bugged so you can't get it. Edit: Achievement bug was fixed almost immediately, so another pro for this game is that the developer seems to be in touch with the community.

Quality game for $1.94

Probably the best game I have ever played, It has changed my world view.

It's a silly little guilty pleasure. Funny to see how sexual desire can override self-preservation.

It's a fun and simple game, my advice is to run around them while they are in a group and slash them until you gradually knock them out one by one.

I played this game for five minutes and i think it depicts the real life struggle for hentai voice actors and simps. I think simp attackers could learn something from this game and get better at attacking them. I also think that when you kill people it should strip instead of when you take damage. Now I will go and beat some meat. (For legal reasons this review is a joke but its still a good game)

funny about it