The Bible - Exodus

you can make a religion out of this

And Gaben spake unto his subjects "Do not make terrible games." But they did. So Gaben wrought great fury and wrath upon the developers who made such games, dashing their dreams upon the rocks. Just kidding. Valve definitely does not give a crap about bad games but this is awful. Every single second of it is torturous. I would rather listen to an extremely boring church sermon in person. https://youtu.be/jCf84B9JpI0

The Game is a story based adventure, I like it so far and will continue to play through. I think the negative comments are unjustified as their expectations are too high for the size project this was. I enjoy the bible verse loading screens and the scenes showing story.Of course the game can be improved with voice reading and more interactive play during the dialogue and the game play could be smoother,but it was very cheap and think it was worth what I paid. I would suggest it for christian children under the age of 10.

I have not laughed this hard in years

Exodus 23:30-33 30 Little by little I will drive them out from before you, until you have increased, and you inherit the land. 31 And I will set your bounds from the Red Sea to the sea, Philistia, and from the desert to the River. For I will deliver the inhabitants of the land into your hand, and you shall drive them out before you. 32 You shall make no covenant with them, nor with their gods. 33 They shall not dwell in your land, lest they make you sin against Me. For if you serve their gods, it will surely be a snare to you. Bible aside, the game is very barebones. But it does give you a brief version of the life of Moses. The book is better than the game. The game is at least very cheap

The majority of this game is reading Bible verses. It isn't very interactive, you can't skip the cinematics so if you need to quit you have to endure until it moves to game mode.

This game has too much dialogue for me and the story is hard to follow.

I love the bible, especially the story of Exodus, and this game just isn't polished. If the developers took more time to polish the game, and make it fun to play I would change my review, but it falls short. I wouldn't call it a game really, it's more of a visualization of the story, but the developers didn't even take the time to decorate the landscape properly. I mean the characters are alright I guess and the animations, but I feel like this game focuses too much on making the player read. It doesn't even have a way to pause during the cutscenes to read what's on screen. This saddens me greatly :(

wild game

One of the best damn (sorry Jesus) games I've ever played