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If It Please the Court

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Heart's Choice
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Heart's Choice
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Seduce and surveil as a sexy royal spy! Gather intel, or gamble on love in 18th-century Versailles. Who will catch your eye: a spymistress, a poet, or a traitor to the king?

If It Please the Court is a 242,000 word interactive lesbian romance novel by D.E. Chaudron, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

You've been recruited from the slums of Paris into the Secret du Roi, Louis XV's league of covert emissaries and spies. As a spy for the court, you now have the power to change your life–and tip an unstable country toward transformation.

It's one thing to lie for a living, but your love life demands honesty. And women all over Versailles are ready to lure your heart. Will it be the spymistress with a lifetime of secrets, the poet languishing in the shadow of the queen, or the double agent haunting your every move? No matter who you pursue, you'll have to survive a rival's hostile ambitions, and see that the Crown doesn't crush yours.

Love and loyalty is all that will be left when this house of cards falls. Who will you protect to ensure a better future, and who will you sacrifice? When your mask falls away, will anyone trust the person underneath?

  • Play as female or nonbinary, as cis or trans.
  • Experience sapphic romance in the 1700s: play as lesbian, bi, and/or asexual.
  • Generalize or specialize: hone your senses, master disguise, pen the finest letters, wield a duelist's blade, and woo with a silver tongue.
  • Empower the crown, subvert the king, or betray France to its enemies.
  • Reunite your family, expose your father's past, or sever all ties.
  • Take a slow burn path for romance or cut to the chase with seduction.
  • Stir a revolution among the citizenry, or fall in with the nobles.

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Overwhelmingly Positive
2 user reviews
100%
Positive
28 hrs at review
Recommended

Reviewing (mostly) every game (or DLC) in my library, part 189: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️☆☆ (8/10) [i]If It Please the Court[/i] is a rich, text-only interactive fiction piece that immerses you in a world of sapphic intrigue, spycraft, and shifting loyalties at the court of Versailles. This Choice of Games title is notable for how it foregrounds LGBT identity, feminine power, and emotional intelligence over brute-force mechanics or typical drama tropes. [i]If It Please the Court[/i] is a beautifully written, emotionally layered IF experience that centers LGBT voices, romantic choice, and subtle power plays over spectacle. It's more about surviving Versailles than dominating it, and more about your relationships than your rank. It doesn’t hand you power—it asks how you'll survive with the little you have. If you love sapphic drama, morally complicated storytelling, and grounded character work, this is a must-play in the IF genre. It’s not flashy—bu...

4 helpful
819 hrs at review
Recommended

A charming romance story in a historical, well researched setting that tells regardless of the choosen romance a beautiful, romantic story. Extremly well written, Paris and Versailles come truly alive with a well researched description of the palace under Ludwig the XV. The mainplot centers around the schemes about Madame Pompadours ascension to royal mistress, with the protagonist in the middle of it. The romances are tied to the mainstory in a way that never feels forced. There are only three romances (all lesbian), but that helps to have them well written and quite a bit longer than usually. Still, the Charlotte Romance has a bit more contend that the other two, as the protagonist lives under her roof. The statmanagment is very easy, its very hard to fail a choice and you can max out four of five stats by the end. A well written, glamourous, historical lesbian romance novel.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

FAQ

How much does If It Please the Court cost?

If It Please the Court costs $6.99.

What are the system requirements for If It Please the Court?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

What platforms is If It Please the Court available on?

If It Please the Court is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.

Is If It Please the Court worth buying?

If It Please the Court has 100% positive reviews from 2 players.

When was If It Please the Court released?

If It Please the Court was released on May 20, 2021.

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