Blobert

This game was life changing.

I have played hundreds of platformer games, and they all suck. All my other friends played games like Mario and Sonic. They are not my friends anymore for obvious reasons. I was about to uninstall Steam from my computer and throw out my computer until I stumbled upon this game. I now do not want die anymore. This game restored my faith in humanity. Even my cat that ran away from me 3 years ago has appeared at my doorstep after playing this game. Me and my cat now play this game as a daily ritual. Thank you Dean. Please send a petition to Valve to remove all other Steam games besides this one.

I would like to take a minute to talk about my beloved game, Blobert. This is gaming where you take control of a master of the arts of the *fast* (asterisks indicate speed). The *fast* is really embodied by this game blobert in all aspects: The speed: you are fast The character: blobert is fast The enemy: troblob is fast The cars: car is fast The spaceship spaceship(s) are fast too! All these *fast*(s) colliding at the *fast* of light create the speedrunner's dream game that is *blobert*. Pros: -*fast* -Protagonist and antagonist have funny names -fun, fast movement system that Dean must have spent many hours getting to its current state of near perfection -humorous mountains of dialogue that could entertain you ALONE without the gameplay -has gameplay on top of that last bullet point -good for speedrunning (youtube search "Blobert Speedrun - " for numerous examples) -more vehicles to drive (or fly) than the average gaming -It's funny how Dean Campagnolo wrote in his description o...

i would really like this game if pressing space made you jump consistently and not on a 1/100 chance EDIT: I FOUND OUT IT WAS MY FAULT SORRY (jumping is bad on low or very low graphics but good otherwise)

Completely unplayable in its current state. Loved it thanks dean.