The Wicked Sorceress

[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](F) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Ten minutes.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]The Wicked Sorceress[/b] is a lewd third-person shooter game where you get to "have your way" with the sorceress. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Shoot baddies until you reach the end of a fancy hallway, and then two-shot the evil sorcerer. Afterwards, enjoy a half-assed sex-scene and move on to the second level. Rinse, repeat, and then realize the game is over and [b]you’ve been royally ripped off.[/b] [h1]Story[/h1] There is no story (and I’m not making one up). [h1]Visuals[/h1] The titlescreen looks great! Although, I can't say the same ab...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyJUMjrG-lI You know I usually like to write out reviews carefully, even if it is just some steam trash I'll try to articulate why things are bad, whether its unoriginality, lazy design or shameful use of sex and violence (this contains all three, by the way.) But here my friends I am at a loss for words. You fire at bugs with the skull cannon, you defeat the wicked sorceress and just like the description says, you can have your way with her. I mean people always complain that Steam has no quality control, that they just let anyone upload their shitty half-baked "games" in giant quotation marks. And er, yeah they're completely right. It really doesn’t look good for steam to have these words anywhere on their platform "Contains strong violence and gore, (right, ok) uncensored nudity (hmm) and adult only sexual content including non-consensual sex." (uhhh???) Do you remember the GTA hot coffee scandal? It was a terrible sex minigame locked away on ...

It's uncensored and has okay graphics, but that is where the good ends. This game has 2 levels both of which can be completed in less than a minute. The sexual scenes don't allow you to move the camera freely you can only go left or right in a circle around the character and can't get a good angle no matter where you position. Barely worth playing even if it was free.

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trash game was over in less than 10 mins and it was just bad i cant find the words to say it in a nice manner sorry

What the ****

Hahaah, wow. This is some basement dwelling, mother loving, 13 year old's backyard video camera in the 90's creation. For $6 its not worth the 5 minutes I wasted. But it is an experience that I will never forget and will tell my friends about, so there's that! The environment and the ogre monsters looked pretty cool. The evil sorceress was hot.