Sex Poker

Pretty good game overall but a bit repetitive its just poker and the same sex position every time. Now when it comes to awards from the gamblling the only thing you can do is to have sex with the dealer, what i would like too see is that there where more options and it should not be that cheap too have sex with the dealer. The price of having sex with the dealer is 120$ now, i feel like 500-1000$ would be better since then you feel like you have accomplished something. Also more options would be great. Overall 7/10

[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](FxM) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]One or two hours.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Sex Poker[/b] is a lewd game of Poker with a customizable (and bangable!) lady dealer. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] If you don't know how to play Poker, [b]don't buy this game[/b] -- there is not so much as a written tutorial on how to play. While the game does help you keep winning sets of cards, without [i]some[/i] knowledge of Poker you'll likely end up spamming "Bet" and "Add Credits" to win. Provided you win, you can purchase sex scenes with the dealer (who can be customized). [table][tr][td]To read the full length "Gameplay", check...

Good game, the poker side is standard video poker... not 5 card stud, but that's fine, it's actually a very good video poker game The "sex" part is interesting, did it once, it actually made me laugh but I'll come onto that in a sec So pros:- Decent little poker game Good graphics and customisation Cons:- (and keep in mind this is Early Access) It's far too easy to "bed" the women. This might seem like a pro, but there's not really anything to work for. You can start with $100, you need $120 to bed one... yeah. Win one hand, you've done it. I think it should be set to at least $500 to at least make it a bit of a challenge. Lap dancing costs $80 so you can actually do that without the need to play poker at all The things that you say don't correspond to what actually happens. "Hey, turn over so I can take you up the ass" could just as easily result in in pretty much any imaginable position... there's more luck to that than the poker! The achievements don't fire. There are only 4,...

I had this game for nine minutes and it didn't work, the dealer dealt air no cards and I was very disappointed . I do NOT recommend this game!!!!!!!!

It's not real poker so it's already bad. Lot's of customisation with the dealer and that' just about the only positive. Sometimes you can't even see your cards, Hopefully it will be better when it leaves early access but I can't recommend it right now

Could be so much better with just a little adjustment. Its nice you can customize the dealer but more options would be great. Eye color, hair style, outfits need more. How about changing lip color on the faces or eye shadow. The actual card game plays true and extremely well, thats a plus, but the location of the cards on the screen covers up your wonderful custom dealer. Could also benefit if a different game such as black jack could be dealt as well. The lap dances are a ridiculous joke, and camera control in the sex room is very difficult to control. Why not just make it a standard point of view other than the third party voyuer, you are the one paying for it right? Anyway I'd say worth the price because you can easily drop the money on real video poker.

bad game

So shallow it is beyond belief, win money limited interactive sex scene

Funniest 11 quid I've ever spent. Bloody brilliant. I hope this game gets continued development to add more features as it can only get more better.

Trash. Spent 2 hours trying to play a game that doesnt play . Dealer deals but no cards show up, resolution reverts to highest settings. Whoever designed this needs to go back and finish learning how to design a game.