POSTAL: Brain Damaged

Somehow, this game is one of the best boomer shooters. Hyperstrange knocked it out of the park. Highly recommend.

Game rules. Once I learned how to bypass weapon fire rate limits through peeing the game really opened up. I beat it on Hard and it was a good challenge but I didn't die too often. Crack and armor goes a long way and the game is really generous with pickups. It's such a blisteringly fast game; the weapons kill fast and if you look away too long you die which I love. The movement also rules even if I tend to hate sliding. The jumps being Q3-esque is fun and as much as I wish there was circlejumping like Q3 I'm still fine with how the game controls; that's what the slide is for! It's great. The guns are wacky. They feel great. They look pretty and as genius as making the LG do the UT99 orb shot thing, it sucks that it doesn't do much damage. That's probably my only complaint with the weapons. The enemies are... varied! Jesus Christ there's a lot and while it gets hectic I didn't ever have trouble picking out who I needed to kill which I appreciate a lot. Artstyle goes a long way and...

i'm really gay for dude but no one will know because no one ever sees my reviews >:D

just a cash grab using the postal name the game was okay but there's literally just a thousands games just like this wasn't really impressed

Brain-Aids, Doom guys Ass cheeks, Dudes Ass cheeks, Fart sound effect, Krochie.

I'm not gonna lie, I was playing through this game fully expecting to drop it. I don't know what it was exactly that was bothering me so much as I was playing it, it just wasn't clicking. Then i learned through experimentation that you could make the shotgun fire faster by micropissing yourself, and it became some of the most fun I had in a while. Good game, best game.

A chaotic and humorous parody of pop culture, memes, and real life events fused into a fast-paced Boomer-Shooter. They aren't kidding when they say POSTAL Brain Damaged is DOOM Eternal on acid. This is a respectable and mental spin-off to the classic POSTAL series which is already known for its off-color humor, and this game takes it to another level. Don't let the absurdity of this game fool you as I really think it is a decent shooter experience with entertaining levels and a variety of enemy types. The weapons are direct references to other FPS titles, making this game a parody of many things in the form of a fever dream. Play this game if you want to piss on your enemies, kill furries, and just an outright drug-fest bonanza of a Boomer-Shooter.

I beat this in January of last year with 6.9 hours played. I thought to myself: Wow, I can never play this game again. So I promptly deleted the game and reminisced on that until recently where with the DLC coming up and my wonderful partner playing Postal 2 as of late - imma replay it. Just honestly writing this to immortalise the 6.9 hours.

If I did not have brain damage before, I do now.

at first i thought it was a shit game and after an hour of playing i deleted it. but after a year and a half or two i decided to download it back. and you know what? it's a fucking masterpiece