77p egg: Eggwife

This is South Park if South Park was on bath salts, Four Loko, and raw sexual energy. This is everything I want.

Crude humor, meme energy, and very British jabs. This game goes all in on being raw, weird, and unapologetically janky. People who rate it badly for that honestly don’t get what it’s going for. This is a joke game, a meme game, but it’s so sharp with its humor. If you’re not from the UK, half the references will fly over your head, but if you are, it hits dead-on. It’s one of the funniest games I’ve played in a while, and it’s dripping with personality. At its core, this is a boomer shooter, fast movement, wild weapons, Postal 2 vibes, and ridiculous over-the-top mechanics. The level design is actually genius: big, goofy spaces that are still intuitive and fun to explore. There’s a surprising amount of interactivity and open-endedness, making it way longer than I expected (especially for the price). The jank is intentional, part of the aesthetic, it uses brokenness to build atmosphere. Performance isn’t perfect, frames will tank when things get crazy, but it never...