The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut

The title is accurate. This game made me feel like sad but more angry, Sangry I suppose you could call it 10/10

Aaaaah my first true Steam review in ages. And one for a remaster of a game I already reviewed 4 years ago! Nuts! As I wrote in the review I made of the first version of the game, I may be a fair bit biased due to me being THE ACTUAL NARRATOR IN THE GAME who is a dick within this catacomb of video game hell. But regardless, this was a game that needed a TON of work, and pretty much all of the stuff that needed tweaking has been tweaked, and the game is just as fucking insane as it was back then and MORE. There's MORE content here in the main game, and it all works towards making the game even MORE of a living hell. Similarly to the original, I cannot physically finish this. The difficulty is mental, and the amount of wits the player requires is not enough for me to brave this. Basically, the game is fucking hard. So much so that I wondered if Adam DeLease messed up and made a certain section impossble. I found this was not the case but instead, a ridiculous amount of precision was ne...

Boring and repetitive. Made for streamers with childish audiences. If you expect a funny narrator like in Stanley Parable, you are at the wrong address. No story background with the narrator either like in Portal. The jokes are uninspired, the deaths cheap and the sounds annoying. I wouldn't play this game even if I was paid - probably by people wanting to see me suffer.

oddest game i ever played still fun tho

The narrator will make you keep playing despite you dying horrific deaths. :) :) :)

if you enjoy the "cat mario" kind of thing youll like it :)

A short game with a rather motivating narrator who fuels your anger and salt to get better. A lot of the jumps in this game are precise and fast! The neat thing about the remastered VS the original, you can play as npc's you have encounterd along the way, you can even be a octopus! I would highly suggest this game to anyone looking to kill a couple hours but dont mind getting mocked a bit

this game is a blast, playable with a variety of controls and as a linux user this game was painless to run. Looking forward to more levels after dying and dying, but learning. Apples are crazy...

So fucking hard

Infuriating, Infantile, Impossible... An entirely stupid game - but that is entirely the point. Well worth a couple of $/£/€s for a few hours of puerile entertainment (right up until the point you rage quit). Just don't play if you are of a sensitive disposition!