Fight with love - deckbuilder datingsim

Holy shit this is awful in its current state. It's a unique concept and I was super excited to try it but it's unbelievably unpolished. Basically it tries to be some combination of "Oh sir! the insult simulator", "Slay the Spire" and perhaps "Undertale" but none of that really matters because it's ridiculously broken. You always start with the same deck and the runs are literally exactly the same every time so calling it a roguelike is simply not accurate. The cards in your deck don't matter because can't redraw your hand and it doesn't change between turns. At first I thought the game was intentionally sloppy as a stylistic choice but clearly the sloppiness of the presentation is completely overshadowed by the sloppiness of its gameplay mechanics. There's no tutorial beyond telling the player that the controls are the standard WASD for movement and E to use / confirm actions. I legitimately don't understand how the developer thought this was in a releasable state. NOTHING about this g...

Once I was drunk, ovulating and impulsively bought a vibrator off Wish against my better judgement. I really needed it at the time. Couldn't get off no matter how hard I tired. This game is very reminiscent of that experience.

The localisation is terrible, the gameplay is dull, and it can only be played with keyboard. Interesting characters / concepts, but as it stands its in its very early stages and needs a lot of work and focus before it can be recommended.

This game sounded interesting at first. An unusual slay the spire type game. The problem is, it still feels like a barely playable demo even after being released from early access. It fixed the problem where the cards in your deck didn't shuffle, but removed inventory, making the bar, theater and nightclub "date spots" all the same (Before, one sold healing items, one sold cards, and the other sold permanent buffs) Also, the story is barely translated, and a lot of the cards had been rediculously censored. If this is a game about dating and sex, why can't the cards swear? All in all, I did have good hopes for this game, but if it's been released out of Early Access in this state, it's obvious it's never going to get the changes it needs to be good.

Even acknowledging this is early access this is just broken and confusing. Constructing sentences is meaningless as it's better to put out complete gibberish that results in better effects. Multiple times in the short time I played the battles would just freeze up cause suddenly I have no cards. Battles are virtually impossible to lose unless actively attempting to do so. Finishing a game I thought there was going to be some type of cutscene given how it started but it just pulled up an incredibly generic results screen. Too much of a mess to recommend to anyone other than the most curious

Utterly incomplete from a user experience point of view. Not only is there no tutorial, but the game has poor conveyance over all. Might be really fun if I understood it, idk, there aren't even any guides, little discussion in the community, nothing. Rubbish. Playable only in the sense that you'll have to figure it out yourself. I might try it again sometime to see if I can figure out, but even if I can how can I recommend that experience?

Add russian language, please!