30 days of plague

This game does not have Mtn. Dew Baja Blast

In the 20 years I have been alive, I have never encountered a video game as emotionally traumatizing as this one. Once I reached the true final ending (day 11 evaluation route), I realized that not only had I wasted my money, but also my pride and dignity as a professional video game player. I would have rather been castrated than play this video for another minute, all I feel now is regret and shame, for I have betrayed my lineage by partaking in such an abomination of a video game.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUHHHH!! It'r realy good game. It's realy game. he he. I love this game. It's helped me to save life of me and my dad and mo, and ofcoures my.... OUR step sister. he he. Oh shit, i cought and cought, and I hoped. You known, before sometimes and not sometimes i was died, he he, and I ask u: HELP ME. WaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWaitWait!!!!!!! AGHTUNG! WATAFUCK? FUCKME. Чо за хуйня, я не понимаю во первых английский, во вторых нахуй я потратил 30 рублей. Я hope что плачу за игру полностью. Но в итоге получил всего лишь 10 дней, или около того, контента, он же внутреигрового экспириенса, а если быть точным, дней заражения. Если вы не поняли, я о том что я, блядь, заплатил 30 РУБЛЕЙ, или же 10 гривней, или in engliesh voluta 4...