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An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs

$19.99
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Developer:
Strange Scaffold
Publisher:
Strange Scaffold
Platforms:
Windows
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An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure game with a very long name. You and your fiancée are the last two human beings left in the universe. Dogs run airports, along with the rest of society. Deal with alien logic, travel issues, and strange stock photo dogs as you attempt to stay in touch with the person you love, when you both live your lives on the go!

FEATURING

  • Bribe Dog, the dog who loves bribes.
  • Secrets scattered across a universe of large, simulated airports, complete with timetables and flight cancellations.
  • Awkward conversations with your canine fellow passengers.
  • An alien language you can translate, to discover the bad jokes dogs write when humans aren't around.
  • A cup of coffee larger than your body.
  • A cup of coffee larger than a building.
  • Spray cans you can use to cocoon the building-sized coffee monolith with festive colors before drinking it in a single gulp.
  • A healthy long-distance relationship.
  • An infinite number of hands that you can use to pet any dog, at any time.



I'd really like to explain more, but the game is called An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs. Or, Dog Airport Game, if you're tired. It already explains everything. Any further words (and we've used a lot) are meaningless. Pulling these sentences from the void only adds to a debt I cannot pay.

Buy my Dog Airport Game.
Please.

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User Reviews

Mixed
5 user reviews
60%
Positive
4 hrs at review
Recommended

Did you like the absurdity of Jazzpunk? Do you like dogs? Do you like cats? Do you have the desire to buy a cabinet? Do you hate briefcases? Do you want to carry around the biggest cup of coffee you have ever seen before? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then this game is a must-own.

1 helpful
29 hrs at review
Recommended

Incredibly written game. To be honest, there isn't too much gameplay except for reading text and talking to dogs, but it's a beautiful peek into a weird and wonderful world created by the devs. This is, like, the positive side of Internet Brainrot. The music and visuals are similarly wacky. It's relatively short for its price, and doesn't have a lot of gameplay beyond the dialogue and characters, so play this to laugh at the funny words and tell your friends that "oh, this is marinara trench, where the liquid at the bottom is totally marinara sauce, and absolutely not blood, and the dogs make a great point of making this distinction, also, you have to grab something here to meet updog, who has ascended and is surrounded by tennis balls of unknown origin."

3 hrs at review
Not Recommended

Gets repetitive very quickly. Might be worth it if cheaper.

40 min at review
Not Recommended

not much meat on this bone

3 hrs at review
Recommended

This one should kind of speak for itself. Very internetcore, fundamentally simple, not a whole lot, but I think it just completely escapes any kind of pretentious false depth or irony poisoning. Just play it.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 8; 64-bit
  • Processor: @ 2 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Please.
  • Additional Notes: It's not a very intensive game, but it *can* look really stylish.

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

FAQ

How much does An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs cost?

An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs costs $19.99.

What are the system requirements for An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 8; 64-bit Processor: @ 2 GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000 Storage: 3 GB available space Sound Card: Please. Additional Notes: It's not a very intensive game, but it *can* look really stylish. Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

What platforms is An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs available on?

An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is available on Windows PC.

Is An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs worth buying?

An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs has 60% positive reviews from 5 players.

When was An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs released?

An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs was released on May 25, 2021.

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