ULTRAKILL

Its like if autism and ADHD had a baby. That"s the best way to describe the game.

Whenever I fight a boss, my mind becomes clouded in a deep red fog that smells of copper and lead. I lose the ability to perceive, only left with the ability to punch and fire into the endless void of screeching metal and splattering blood that reaches my eyes but does not pass to my brain. And when I awake from the emptiness, I'm met with the death screen. My feeble mortal mind lacks the speed to process this game. This is an experience that can only be comprehended by the supercomputers that populate its world. When I stare into the void it lunges back and steals my eyes. Still having a blast though.

This game beats me like an abusive drunk husband. Like a battered wife, I keep coming back for more.

very fast=paced, almost too much to where it makes my brain a little hurty. but that just makes it even more fun

Very satisfying, on par with other satisfying games like A Little to the Left, or Stardew Valley. This game just makes you feel good about yourself!

I was playing the game and having fun until I came across V2 the first time. I had assumed it would be a fight, but I was wrong. V2 immediately seduced me and gave me that ULTRATUAH and spit on that thing. I slowly lost consciousness. I woke 9 months later in the hospital with bandages on my anus. V2 was standing in the corner with a purple machine titled V3. I soon lived a life of taking care of a child titled V3 instead of murdering things. Later on in my life, V2 met an angel named Gabriel, and V2 left me with V3. I soon met a demon named Minos who then took V3 and left. I soon was determined to destroy Minos, Gabriel and V2. With love.

In the vast sea of triple A slop and brain dead developers ruining conceptually good games with their intellectually stunted minds of a "ideal" game, dreamt up from overdosing on hallucinogens. There exists a glimmer of hope, and when you begin your trek to the top and reach this shining beacon. You will realise this beacon is called "Ultrakill" and start to become enlightened. That all games need not shitty microtransactions with "skins" that serve to be digital bleach to your eyes. That good games need not the 5090 + 9700x3d combo that "gamers" with $10000 budgets to run Monster Hunter Wilds at a respectable 30 frames per second to render that RTX raytraced 500k polygon rock that rivals even lady dimitrescu's ass in 2025.And that not all games require a dedicated server storage for the next call of duty instalment, where activision comes around and says: "You should buy a new 1TB SSD to download call of duty 20. You don't play any other games anyways xd, consider buying a 5TB SSD may...

genuinely the best game I've played in a while. amazing combat, fun bosses, challenging but rewarding fights. not to mention the heaps of lore there are, it's a really fun game and definitely one of the greatest games of all time. (also the Minotaur boss fight made me want to jump into a vat of sulphuric acid, it is genuinely painful. other bosses like Gabriel (despite taking me like 400 attempts) we're enjoyable because of the lore and build up and voice line ("YOU INSIGNIFICANT F***" is honestly my favourite). but the Minotaur? comes out of no where, no voice lines. ACTUALLY PAINFUL GAMEPLAY. it sounds like im hating, and i am. BUUUUTTTTT, overall. 11/10. a masterpiece. its not a game its a classical artwork of gore and violence. yeh. ill stop ranting now :3

It does great at both relieving stress, and giving you a thrill. I also LOVE how this game rewards skill by looking sick as Hell. Haha, seriously tho this stuff is addicting.

Great game, but I hope I could sex the robot in the next update please