Princess Guard

The game play is smooth but over all it is not a good game. The reward scenes are very choppy and the interactions cause them to wiggle in weird ways. pretty sure the same model was used for all 4. Ninja killing is very easy. I used the back of the swords. Also I beat it in less than 10 minutes of game play... Skip this one I think

Watch my video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg4_xRTHIc4 Played using the Valve Index. It's pure smut, filth and to be honest rubbish. Graphics are OK in some areas but it looks like fake with low textures and the like. Audio is just trash minus the naughty parts which sounded very good and on par with say porn movie. I tagged NSFW in this video even though I blurred the nasty parts out, but the sounds still remain and so does my awkward duffman thrusting impressions. Gameplay is just rubbish. Swords have no contact, no weight, no blocking and AI are just the same dude who just runs at you at swipes once. The reward screen is off scale and interactions are limited somewhat. This part of the game could be great but I sadly have never played a game like this before so I can't judge it by others. However we can use the nob 'o' meter and that was barley twitching. Overall that game even at it's sale price of 10% off is just not great. The game is rubbish.

If you have an Oculus Rift, don't bother purchasing. The devs have ignored every reported complaint about the game not responding to rift controls. This seems more like a cash grab. I was patient but two months of nothing from the devs is beyond acceptable.

Crappy controls... Can't even pull the fucking lever right at the beginning.

dont work on oculus !!!!

As you can see in the video, Is simple and is dumb fun you get to be Plucky Duck when he disguised himself as the Adolecent Radioactive Samurai Slugs, just swing your swords away and get your princes. You can play it when you are bored and just want to feel invincible. You get your money's worth (Because it is so cheap)

Something tells me this was made by the same group responsible for last year's VR shovelware; If you want the same horrible moaning and body physics as Porn Handyman VR, then buy this quick when it's on deep discount. The fact that you cannot move, and everything is too far away for practical gameplay, goes to show that they really didn't try on this one either. Also, the fact that the "build-a-sword" doesn't even carry over the crosspiece into the combat scenes proves that they simply don't care. The combat mechanic is non-existant, as you can practically let the ninjas run right into your outstretched blade while the 90's gore-monger announcer calls out your killstreaks. If you were given a third blade at the headset level, then you can fulfill another 90's vibe (seeing as how nobody uses more than one katana at a time). The lewd 'rewards' are short-lived, and basically involve the princess assuming a series of positions to thank you. Since you control the 'movement' from a pai...

Good

Terrible, just a trashy asset flip, seen the same model in 50 different ads for games.