In the realm of gaming, there lies a foul stain, A wretched game called Bandit Brawler, a source of pain. Its design, oh how it leaves players in despair, A putrid stench that taints the gaming air. With promises of adventure, it lured us in, But the truth soon unfolded, revealing its sin. The graphics, a mockery, a pixelated mess, As if crafted by an orc with no finesse. The gameplay, oh what a woeful sight, Controls so clunky, they caused endless fight. Like Frodo burdened by the One Ring's weight, Bandit Brawler's mechanics sealed its fate. The quests, repetitive and devoid of thrill, Like a journey through Mordor with no will. No grand battles, no fellowship to be found, Just mindless brawling that left us all astound. The story, a mere whisper in the wind, Lost amidst the chaos, never to rescind. Like Gollum's riddles, it led us astray, Leaving us longing for a better game to play. Oh Bandit Brawler, you're a wretched beast, A stain on gaming, a festering yeast. Your glitches...
Bandit Brawler
- Release Date:
- Jun 21, 2023
- Developer:
- Titanite Games S.A.
- Publisher:
- Titanite Games S.A.
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About the Game
Robberies, mugging, stealing, picking pockets and wreaking havoc in a beautiful medieval world - it all waits for you in Bandit Brawler. Follow orders from a magical rooster, pick fights with everyone around and blow up a couple of patrols. You know? Like back in the ol'days.
A kick in the nuts, a sucker punch, a bitchslap - it's your arsenal do deal with everyday bandit problems. In Bandit Brawler the open world responds to most of your actions, so make sure you mean business. Take advantage od explosives, bows and magical clubs to come out victorious over your opponents. Create combos and send your enemies flying into the air. Literally.
What's a better way of spending your hard earned loot than to bet it and bet strong! Explore the world and find shady characters willing to bet their gold aginst yours. Play several minigames such as Dice, Drink up and Slap Game to earn respect in the 'hood and multiply your earnings. Remember: the more the risk, the bigger the reward.
Unless you lose it all, that is.
If you are more of a sneaky rascal, Bandit Brawler allows you to creep around, break into peoples houses, pick their pockets and lockpick their chests with suprising loot inside. Sometimes a chest is filled with gold and jewels. Sometimes with cheese. Oh, but what a cheese it is indeed.
Your main quest will revolve around helping a magical chicken get back to normal. Whatever by 'normal' he means. To aid him you will explore an open madieval world, fight with goons and knights alike, earn gold and respect to ultimately unlock several skills and bandit tools to help you on your quest. Remember: chicken don't fly, and pigs don't walk on two legs.
Until they do.
Besides tavern brawls and looting houses, you will get your faithful horse, new gear, custom fighting gloves, new techniques of dispatching enemies and various ways of becoming the ultimate bandit in the neighbourhood.
Jump in and explore a colorful world filled with chests to loot and damsels to capture!
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User Reviews
This is certainly a game, great if you like to play powerpoint presentations!
I played the game for 2 hours, it is stable. Very fun regdoll game. REALLY FUN if you are drunk and want to punch things. Pros: Mindless punching Cons: A bit hard to get used to with the tutorial. Overall: Looking forward to future updates!
I can piss on stuff :D
can beat up kids 10/10
Nah.
Update: Since release the devs have made no attempt to answer questions, provide updates, or interact with the players at all. The broken achievements and end-game bugs are a problem and there has been no communication or road map about when these will be addressed. Until the devs actually do something I cannot recommend this game any more. Old Review: Still some bugs, but overall a very fun comedic game. I find myself excited to play it when I get home and I look forward to continuing with the quests. The dev team seems responsive and will be updating the game more.
System Requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 / AMD Phenom II X4 965
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GTX 550 Ti / Intel HD 620
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Sound Card: generic
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-4670K / AMD FX-8320 or equivalent
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GTX 960 / Radeon R9 290X
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Sound Card: generic
FAQ
How much does Bandit Brawler cost?
Bandit Brawler costs $9.99.
What are the system requirements for Bandit Brawler?
Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 / AMD Phenom II X4 965 Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce GTX 550 Ti / Intel HD 620 Storage: 4 GB available space Sound Card: generic Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i5-4670K / AMD FX-8320 or equivalent Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce GTX 960 / Radeon R9 290X Storage: 4 GB available space Sound Card: generic
What platforms is Bandit Brawler available on?
Bandit Brawler is available on Windows PC.
Is Bandit Brawler worth buying?
Bandit Brawler has 43% positive reviews from 14 players.
When was Bandit Brawler released?
Bandit Brawler was released on Jun 21, 2023.
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