Hentai Ninja Garden

This game, it's just pure garbage. -Game breaking bug in the first 6 minutes of "gameplay" preventing progress -Nearly non-existant gameplay -Bought it for less than a buck while on sale, still made me feel cheated

So... I picked this game up at 80% off in a sale as I thought it looked interesting. I have never been more wrong. So how the game works; you get a pic of a 'sexy' ninja girl and its covered by pictures of various ninja shurikens and in the bottom left the screen will be another pic of a shuriken that will change every few seconds. To clear each round you wait until the pic in the bottom left matches some of the ones covering the image and then click that type to clear them. You have no control over what order they appear in, so often you will be sat waiting for the last one you need to clear the pic to show up; which is boring as hell. So mechanically it's not great. Artwork is okay I suppose, nothing amazing in the few levels I did play and this brings me onto the main issue. The f*cking game is broken. Once you clear all the shurikens from level 7 the game won't recognise that you're done so you can't progress. To sum up: boring mechanics, not great artwork and a game breaking bug...

why the hell did i buy this? Great game 10/10

100% Pure garbage

I tried speedrunning this game in an Internet cafe without anyone noticing me, brought a new sense of accomplishment

Terrible. Buggy, boring, bad art.

Hello, I really like this game. It is worth the price for 15 minutes of ecstasy and euphoria.