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Flat Earths!

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Ponywolf, LLC
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About This Game

Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.

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JUST DON'T BOTHER!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.

Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.

STAY WOKE!

As for features, it's more like, what's NOT in this game! Am I right!?

  • 1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the roster
  • Multiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanity
  • Multiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanity
  • Toggleable 'goodies' to increase things like player speed, opponents' size, and general insanity
  • A general thumb in the eye of science and rational thought

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7/8/10
  • Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Embedded Intel HD
  • Storage: 200 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Embedded Intel HD
  • Storage: 200 MB available space

FAQ

How much does Flat Earths! cost?

Flat Earths! is completely FREE to play. You can download and play it without any purchase.

What are the system requirements for Flat Earths!?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7/8/10 Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Embedded Intel HD Storage: 200 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Embedded Intel HD Storage: 200 MB available space

What platforms is Flat Earths! available on?

Flat Earths! is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.

Is Flat Earths! worth buying?

Review data is not yet available for Flat Earths!.

When was Flat Earths! released?

Flat Earths! was released on Feb 27, 2020.

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