Cat&rooms

"Cat&rooms" is essentially a mediocre doujin run through Google Translate followed by some rigorous pounding on the old thesaurus to make the phrases as nonsensical as humanly possible. As hilarious as the store page is, I can't recommend it for the price it asks. It's got ~20 minutes of... whatever it is and that's it. This is all I can say about the game, I'll spend the rest of the review listing some of my favorite lines. [i][b]She pulled up her string bread and made her crotch difficult. It reacts with bikun and the body shakes small. Oh, my God. Let me erect this... Aw... I have to ejaculate...[/b][/i] -Engineer 2019 [i][b]Pee comes out[/b][/i] -- talking about breasts [i][b]The cowpers were gradually coming out of the penis. Aw...I got the slimy... As soon as I poked her in the back, her body convulsed with Bikun... The figure is beautiful, and I want to SEX her many times. She feels like she's going to get Acme anymore She trembling a small body and revel in Acme I m...

Is this even a game? Not sure. Artwork is nice and wet. PIXELS. Not too bad. 2/9 fists. Get it on sale later.

An improvement over their first VN, Too Hot! Mostly. Music is present throughout and there is a little more dialog. There are more CGs, a 2nd girl and even multiple endings. The dialog is laughably bad, but it's actually a plus since that's not why anyone is here in the first place. It's still censored, but only mosaics instead of flat out whiting out everything and the CGs look great. I'd be hard pressed to recommend it at the full price of $5 though as it only takes about 15-20 minutes to read.

You're paying this VN game for the art and NOTHING ELSE. Try to IGNORE the text as much as you can since the MACHINE TRANSLATED text from the original Japanese will HURT YOUR BRAIN if you TRY to read them. Heck, I'll summarize it for you, the story is about a dude that ends up with a magical TALKING CAT that grants wishes but the catch is that you have to be VERY SPECIFIC about that wish. You can pretty much GUESS what the protagonist wished for next. You want to collect all the CG "art"? Save the game before choosing a route, do BOTH routes (and choose all choices per route) and the third will open up automatically. The main point here is the CG "art" collection, which was WHAT the VN game's ACTUAL WORTH in, it's worth it. You can basically breeze past the VN game in less than 15 minutes but the artwork quantity (and quality) alone is worth preserving.

6/10