Russian Life Simulator

If you’ve ever wanted to live a life where rent is paid in vodka, your investment portfolio is made of broken bottles, and your emotional support animal is a bear named Igor who squats better than you — this is the sim for you. Realism level: I now flinch every time I see a tracksuit and I’m genuinely waiting for a babushka to knock on my door with cabbage soup and judgment. "Russian Life Simulator": click-drink-suffer-upgrade-cry-repeat. It’s like capitalism, but with more snow, more depression, and somehow… more heart. 10/10. My therapist recommended uninstalling. I refused. SLAVA LADA.

Aşkından paramparça Bir kalbi taşıyorum Gittiğin günden beri Sanma ki yaşıyorum Seni bana sorana "Haberim yok" diyorum Şimdi ner'de, kim'lesin Bilmek istemiyorum Dönsen bile, dönsen bile Bulamazsın beni bende Araya ayrılık girmiş Sen ner'desin, ben ner'de?

I 100%ed the game and it was the best thing I have ever played in my entire life, I rarely buy games off sale but damn this was the best 89p i have ever spent 10000000000/10 would recommend

The most realistic simulator of the life of a Russian person.

my parents saw me playing this so i switched to porn because its easier to explain

Товарищи! В эти трудные дни, когда коварный враг снова пытается разрушить наш дом, мы должны помнить славные подвиги наших отцов и дедов. Красная Армия доказала всему миру, что нет силы, способной сломить волю советского народа. Сегодня, как и в 1941-м, враг рассчитывает на нашу слабость, на сомнения и раздор. Но он снова ошибается. Каждый рабочий на заводе, каждая женщина в колхозе, каждый солдат на фронте — все мы едины. Мы ковали Победу в прошлом, мы её обеспечим и сегодня. Ни один шаг назад! За Родину, за Сталина, за будущее наших детей!

99 процентная точность

its ight but its boring as fuck

Wow, comrade the great russian life await us!

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