Saint Hazel's Horsepital

Free to Play

Release Date:: May 6, 2019
Developer:: HYPH-N, IAmDirt
Publisher:: Danvik FHS
Platforms:: Windows

Indie Action Steam Achievements Full controller support Single-player

About This Game

Sneak through a hospital as Hazel the Horse, as you unravel the past of your friendship with Buddy the Horse, stop the plans of the mysterious hospital director, and generally cause chaos like only a horse in a hospital can.
Hazel's best friend Buddy has sneaked into a hospital to seek better medical attention than he can get from a veterinary, but quickly discovers that horses are not very popular in hospitals, and the glue factory next door is looking for new "volunteers"! It's up to Hazel to come to the rescue!

2 to 4 Hours Play Time

Fulfill your lifelong dream of horsing around as a horse.
Give the doctors a taste of their own medicine with a variety of different traps and hazards.
Eat as many pills as you can on your way to help your friend, with the occasional accidental drug trip.
Experience visiting other people's grandparents at the hospital.

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User Reviews

Mostly Positive

12 user reviews

75%

Positive

User #078858 english

29 hrs at review

Recommended

As potentially the player with the most legit hours in this I'll just say: It's bad. But like, good bad. Exactly what you would expect from looking at the screenshots of the game.

User #396909 english

39 min at review

Recommended

Of all "Metal Gear meets Sam & Max meets Star Stable" games I own, this is my favorite.

User #216262 english

1 hrs at review

Recommended

What a nice game, would recommend :)

User #301088 english

48 min at review

Recommended

Very fun and entertaining game. 10/10, would play again!

User #792194 english

1 hrs at review

Recommended

This game is the perfect amount of jank. It's super fun, definitely worth what I paid for it. I honestly found myself wanting more.

User #005093 english

38 min at review

Recommended

A funny little game. Maybe a little clunky at times but a really good concept.

User #928477 english

10 min at review

Recommended

Lick Lick Smash.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 7
Processor: Intel Core i5 4210u CPU 1.70 Ghz or equivalent
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Intel Core HD Graphics 3000/4000, NVIDIA 8800 GT, ATI Radeon HD 4850 or better
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 2 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card

FAQ

How much does Saint Hazel's Horsepital cost?

Saint Hazel's Horsepital is completely FREE to play. You can download and play it without any purchase.

What are the system requirements for Saint Hazel's Horsepital?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: Intel Core i5 4210u CPU 1.70 Ghz or equivalent Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel Core HD Graphics 3000/4000, NVIDIA 8800 GT, ATI Radeon HD 4850 or better DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 2 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i7-7700HQ CPU @ 2.80Ghz or equivalent Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 2GB or better DirectX: Version 12 Storage: 2 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible sound card

What platforms is Saint Hazel's Horsepital available on?

Saint Hazel's Horsepital is available on Windows PC.

Is Saint Hazel's Horsepital worth buying?

Saint Hazel's Horsepital has 75% positive reviews from 12 players.

When was Saint Hazel's Horsepital released?

Saint Hazel's Horsepital was released on May 6, 2019.