Cold Cable: Lifeshift

Imagine if Steam were to somehow lose the store wars leaving us with the miserable prospect of a future in which we can only look forward to games like Cold Cable Lifeshit; an amateur project cobbled together in Game Guru. It looks hideous, is poorly designed and has pig-shit thick AI. Sometimes the enemies don’t even respond to you so enjoy walking around the ugly environments looking for keys until you’re too bored to continue.

Hahaha. Yeah, right. More like Cold Cable: Lifeshi -- You get the idea. Yet yet yet another GameGuru product. Hardly the worst one I've played, but still a long way from something I'd recommend. Unless you enjoy ultra-murky graphics, laggy movement, clumsy combat, and non-English speakers trying (but failing) to speak English. Get yourself a pet rock instead. Verdict: 2.5/10. (PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit/​ http://store.steampowered.com/curator/10868048-Truly-Horrible-Horror-Games/?appid=398210​ Cheers!)

Whenever you read a negative game review that mentions GameGuru I would urge you to remember there are a lot of narrow-minded people (or sheep?) out there who refuse to be objective about any game made with GameGuru. It is true there are a lot of bad games made with GameGuru but this is not one of them. The developer has not just slapped together a bunch of assets - there's some cool stuff here. I particularly like the graphical style. I guess it could be called cell shaded and it works rather well. There's some good level design too. This isn't exactly Left For Dead, of course, but it's a generous piece of work for the price. Crafting from supplies is a good addition and I like the radiation killing thing - it really puts the player under pressure.

It was a little buggy but pretty cool idea. I had a lot of fun, keep going Bro

Really cool game made by 1 guy alone! Support indie developers and buy this game! Have fun, and beware the radiation! So deadly!

very good game done by a guy, recommended!

I play offline, took me 3 days, some hours per day, to finish. With a 1500 games library, something drew me to play it. In short, enjoyed it so much, I wrote a complete walkthrough I´m putting on the Community Hub. Disclosure, I´m 66 years old. Only could finish the game (as so many other games) thanks to cheat engine. Otherwise, I was killed relentlessly, and would have left in despair. Truly loved this game, gameguru warts and all ! The graphics with the above limitation, loved the art, models, places, images. Such a big game, expected something much, much shorter. So much work and planning, kudos. Even the girl voice *smile*. Without it, no english version, so, much appreciated. I´m sure everyone gave their all, I value that love. Thanks Matheus Medeiros and all ! Hope to see more games from you.

an excellent game very fun worth knowing it :3