I absolutely loved it! For how silly it sounds the lore is fantastic and makes you truely care for the characters. (Also love the DSAF refrences)
Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim
- Release Date:
- Feb 14, 2022
- Developer:
- DirectDoggo
- Publisher:
- DirectDoggo
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game

Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I'm being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.
Such is the life of Randy.

Anyhoo,
Dialtown has many features, including:
- A unique visual style compromised of real world photography, photo-realistic 3d models and 2d illustrations.
- Strong comedic writing that stands out from other dating sims on the market. Dialtown's visuals aren't just different, its writing is just as out-there!
- Being able to explore the city of Dialtown when not actively dating, and meddle with its citizens' lives!
- Several romance routes with multiple endings. The things you say and do matter! (The game has 26 endings!)
- A full OST composed by the acclaimed Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra.
- The ability to hunt for Bigfoot.*
(*We can make no guarantees about Bigfoot's whereabouts at this time.)
So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER.
Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp.
*(Warning, may actually contain cords)
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User Reviews
Submissive phone makes it peak
never in my life have i been sent to a psych ward for bringing my sock lover to the bank. TILL NOW! never been happier i feel this game is a representation of my soul.
the best way to describe this game is like dating but you're super high and letting every thought be vocalized to the poor soul you're trying to seduce but they're all kinda pathetic that they're into it. Randy being the most pathetic that it's kinda lovable.
is this was Lové feels like
oh i'm feeling randy alright
randy...
I hate that phonegingi is relatable also put me in a room with randy and oliver and randy's coming out pregnant
If you loved absolutely ANYTHING about the Dayshift at Freddy's series, this game takes everything great from those games and turns it up to be a million times better in every possible way. You have a well-written cast of characters all the way around with routes that are just so damn beautiful, all while being an insanely ridiculous narrative that never ever takes itself seriously. Plus, this is the only game out there where you can both date phones (or a pretty printer) and encounter GOD simultaneously, so it goes without saying that you really need to play the best game on phone-Earth right this instant.
Now this... this is some TRULY horrifying, terrifying, well made, wretched piece of... CINEMA!! I should know. I spent my weekend and then some on this... "game" made by very talented "people". Truly a one-of-a-kind experience that I will never forget. For better or worse. If Dialtown 2 ever gets made I will absolutely play the shit out of it and then kill everyone involved. Only then will the world know piece. Thank you.
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better
- Memory: 4 GB GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 2750 MB available space
- Sound Card: ???
Recommended
- OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (64bit)
FAQ
How much does Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim cost?
Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim costs $7.99.
What are the system requirements for Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit) Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo or better Memory: 4 GB GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 2750 MB available space Sound Card: ??? Recommended: Recommended: OS *: Windows 7/8/8.1/10 (64bit)
What platforms is Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim available on?
Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim is available on Windows PC.
Is Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim worth buying?
Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim has 100% positive reviews from 20 players.
When was Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim released?
Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim was released on Feb 14, 2022.
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