I bought this game with a very positive attitude, but all I got in return was a disappointing mess of source spaghetti. Much of the "gameplay" is either broken or just a cutscene. Buy it if you want, I guess.
Postal III
- Release Date:
- Feb 17, 2012
- Metacritic:
- 24
- Developer:
- Trashmasters, Zoom Platform
- Publisher:
- Akella
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game
Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.
What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Key features:
- Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
- A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and philosophies
- Large, detailed, interactive environments
- Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
- NPC’s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
- Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
- Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott
- Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!)
- Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the BadgerSaw
- Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
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User Reviews
i bought this game because of the NEP mod
Postal 3 is more of a novelty for Postal fans and not much else. It's not as bad as everyone paints it as, but it also isn't 'good' or on par with Postal 2 or even 4. Even with a community made patch and updates made by the Zoom Platform the game is still prone to crashes, bugs, and design choices that are fundamentally unchangable without further modding the game. It's redeeming qualities are few and far between to be enough to justify buying it even if you're a Postal fan.
Postal 3 — это игра, которую сложно назвать удачной, но именно в её провале и кроется своеобразное обаяние. Выйдя после культового Postal 2, она обещала новый уровень безумия, но вместо этого получилась нелепой, технически сырой и странной пародией на саму себя. И всё же в этом хаосе есть что-то завораживающее. Главная проблема — попытка перейти на движок Source, который так и не раскрыл потенциал игры. Глюки, убогая физика, примитивный ИИ и неудобное управление превращают прохождение в мучение. Даже фирменный почтальоновский юмор здесь кажется вымуч...
unironically better than 4
nah
[h1] everytime i play this i feel my stomach go numb [/h1] anyway i have like 6 hours on this bad boy and its only crashed like 5 times, i was expecting worse from the reviews but honestly with my shitty gaming laptop i can run this pretty well and it barely lags i have no other complaints other than it actually works for me
this game is fucking ass i regret buying this "game"
game so trash I can't even get it to start without going into the games files
Not really any better than Postal 4, but I enjoyed Corey's performance a lot more than any of the voices in Postal 4. Still isn't a great Postal game though, stick with the second
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FAQ
How much does Postal III cost?
Postal III costs $5.99.
What are the system requirements for Postal III?
System requirements are not available for Postal III.
What platforms is Postal III available on?
Postal III is available on Windows PC.
Is Postal III worth buying?
Postal III has 55% positive reviews from 62 players. Metacritic score: 24/100.
When was Postal III released?
Postal III was released on Feb 17, 2012.
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