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Life is Pointless

$0.99
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Developer:
Will deManbey
Publisher:
Will deManbey
Platforms:
Windows
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About This Game

Earn points by doing that which is pointless.

Based on the designer’s own struggle with depression, Life is Pointless takes the player on a cerebral and stoic adventure as they try to escape their meaningless existence. Deep and contemplative, the player is forced to repeatedly complete the same mundane tasks in this minimalist experience, watching as the days pass endlessly before them. More of a philosophical argument than a game, Life is Pointless will force you to take a closer look at your own daily actions, and determine if you, too, are in the pointless pursuit of points.

Features include:
• Over .01 hours of exciting gameplay!
• Absolutely no multiplayer capabilities!
• Vivid color palette of black, white, off-white, and dark-grey!
• Painstakingly produced over the span of almost an entire week!
• Two endlessly looping tracks of music, each an astonishing six seconds long!
• Revolutionary day and night cycle!
• Incredibly smooth learning curve!
• Points!

But the best part about Life is Pointless is that you don’t even need to be actively playing the game to earn points! For the truly devoted player who wants to live the game, rather than play it, they can minimize the application, and perform their daily computer routines. Even if the game loses focus, it will still record the number of key presses you enter, slowly adding them to your score. At the end of the day, you can go back into the game, and see just how many points your normally pointless existence has earned you!

“Fantastic!”
- Made up game reviewer #1

“5 stars!”
- Made up game reviewer #2

“The greatest game ever made!”
- Will deManbey (Game Designer, Life is Pointless)

“Better than Car Theft Auto!”
- Will deManbey’s Mom


Disclaimer:
If you haven’t already guessed from the above description, screenshots, and trailers, there isn’t all that much to this game. It was created from a place of twisted darkness in the designer’s soul, and publishing it was just something he decided to do for fun. He was originally going to make it free, but the same twisted darkness thought it would be hilarious to make people pay for it. That being said, do not purchase this “game” if you do not have a sense of humor. If you’re planning on feeling disappointed, and writing a negative review about it later, then you might as well stop right here. This game was built on negativity and disappointment, so the designer has plenty of it already.

Additional Disclaimer:
Depression is a real and serious matter, and while this is a work of farce and humor, depression should under no circumstances be taken lightly. It is highly advised that those afflicted should seek professional counselling for depression, rather than express your emotional turmoil in isolation.

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User Reviews

Very Positive
87 user reviews
87%
Positive
110 hrs at review
Recommended

Life Is Pointless explains everything there is to know about it in its title, and I am struck repeatedly as I go about my day with how poignantly I feel about it. It is a simple premise: Leave the game running and it will assign points to every key press you make on your keyboard. The points don't do anything, there is no progression. But somehow, I care about it. It is a beautiful and cyclical irony that keeps me from closing the program, and a self-fulfilling prophecy. The game is a brilliant thesis of a desk job. It is both true in its discussion of the modern employee as a machine, and so patently false about what that means that I can't help but think about it. A lot. Yes, it's true that many people sit and type and sit and type and miss days and weeks and years of their lives. Yes, that person might be me. But what does that mean? This game is forcing me to ask myself what value my job has for me. Its name presses against me as I sit and type and sit and type. Life Is Pointless....

50 helpful 11 funny
19 hrs at review
Recommended

So simple but so intelligent, I recommend it.

31 helpful 8 funny
8 min at review
Recommended

If Life is Pointless. Why Is there Points?

28 helpful 34 funny
10 min at review
Recommended

Most amazingly pointless game on steam. 10/10 Time waste. Would spend the cash again.

23 helpful 13 funny
1 hrs at review
Recommended

Such an amazing game! And where can I buy the soundtrack?

22 helpful 5 funny
43 min at review
Not Recommended

Gameless shovelware masquerading as meta commentary on clicker games. I enjoy a lot of simple games, a lot of incremental games, and a lot of anti-games, and this is not one of them. ---- I originally left the review at that, but after seeing the dev's sarcastic comments on every bit of criticism in his review section, I'll break down exactly why you shouldn't buy this product. It's lazy. It's a lazy attempt at stealing money from people with a fake incremental and nothing more. It tries to lean on the simplicity as if that's what the dev was going for, but it comes off much more like the dev doesn't care about the product they're making. They try to tout the boringness of the "game" as if it were a feature and not a lack of features. They put no effort into this "game", and I use that word very loosely, because there is no gameplay to speak of. To make an incremental interesting, it needs progression, even if it's simple. There needs to be a destination to make it worth it...

13 helpful 2 funny
21 min at review
Recommended

This game is very moving in the sense that when you sit there and realize what it is you are doing, sitting at your computer and just smashing your keyboard to get points in a video game that absolutely doesn't matter and is completely pointless, you have achieved the state of mind that the developer wanted you to be in. Your life has no point at this moment other than to just press the keys on your keyboard for the soul purpose of what? Achievements that have absolutely no meaning to anything other than yourself, but even its meaning loses value when you think about its value. You have entered a state of mind that you can begin to get a glimpse of what it is like to live with a mental illness that sucks the life out of anything. This whole thing was a 'joke' based off the developer's own dealings with depression, but I believe that this joke was actually a well thought out message on what it feels like to wrestle with your own demons from the color, the expansive sound design, and ga...

10 helpful
327 hrs at review
Recommended

Corona Virus has no chance against this.

10 helpful 2 funny
278 hrs at review
Recommended

Best game ever! Already my 3rd most played game 10/10 would buy again

7 helpful
275 hrs at review
Not Recommended

This game is exactly what the trailer shows. You press keys and you get points. It also allows you to leave it run in the background and gain points from all the key presses you do in your day, although it seems to be a little too intensive on the GPU. It's essentialy an idle game without all of the mind manipulation and effort required of you. It's kinda funny, but there are definitaly many people don't like paying money for this kinda of stuff. Unless you don't mind paying 99 cents for a chuckle or want to make your google searches feel meaningful I wouldn't recommend this.

7 helpful 2 funny

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 100 MB available space

FAQ

How much does Life is Pointless cost?

Life is Pointless costs $0.99.

What are the system requirements for Life is Pointless?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 100 MB available space

What platforms is Life is Pointless available on?

Life is Pointless is available on Windows PC.

Is Life is Pointless worth buying?

Life is Pointless has 87% positive reviews from 87 players.

When was Life is Pointless released?

Life is Pointless was released on Feb 4, 2019.

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